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Sunday, August 31, 2003

ON FRIDAY I WAS WALKING FROM RUTGERS-NEWARK BACK TO THE PATH AND THIS KID (MUST HAVE BEEN 15......17 TOPS) TRIED TO RAP TO ME. NO ONE GETS RAP FROM ME. I KEEP IT MOVIN'. THIS SNOT NOSE KID GOT INDIGNANT......MAYBE INDIGNANT ISN'T THE CORRECT WORD......I'M REALLY LOOKING FOR SAVAGE OR UNCOUTH. IF AN INDIVIDUAL MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE AND THE OTHER PARTY DOES NOT RESPOND IT'S BEST TO GO ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. ESPECIALLY IF THE PERSON IS OF A HIGHER CALIBER IN LIFE. TAKING A LOOK AT HIM I WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED EVEN IF I WAS AN ORDINARY LITTLE WENCH. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS BIG SISTER OR AUNTY AND IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS LOOKING LIKE BOW WOW OR ANY OTHER ATTRACTIVE UNDERAGED KID TO BEGIN WITH. I WANTED TO EXPRESS ALL THOSE THINGS TO HIM, BUT THEN I WOULD'VE BEEN BREAKING MY #1 RULE BY ENTERTAINING THESE RANDOM CORNBALLS. THAT'S ALL THEY REALLY WANT TO BEGIN WITH......ATTENTION. THAT'S DEAD. SO I WAS DOING MY BEST TO ADHERE TO MY RULE OF DISDAIN AND THE CORNBALL HAS THE NERVE TO SAY....AND I QUOTE, " GO TO HELL THEN...I JUST WANTED TO FUCK ANYWAY!!". WHAAAAAAAAT!!

I COULD NOT BELEIVE MY EARS. I FELT SO OFFENDED. STRAIGHT DISGUSTED. I KNOW THAT SOCIETY HAS CHANGED DRASTICALLY, BUT I REFUSE TO BE DESENSITIZED AND ACCEPT SUCH DISRESPECT JUST BECAUSE ALL THESE OTHER UNCULTURED AND POORLY BRED WOMAN HAVE ALLOWED MEN TO DO IT. SO I HAD TO BREAK MY #1 RULE AND LET THAT LITTLE JERK HAVE IT. I TOOK HIM TO CHURCH RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. I HUMILIATED HIM ON EVERY LEVEL BY BASICALLY TELLING HIM THAT HE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS SINCE HIS BEHAVIOR IS NO BETTER THAN A PIG. I ALSO TOLD HIM THAT THE ONLY REAL MEN ARE SELF RESPECTING MEN SO HE HAS THE BRAIN OF A PIG AND AN APE FOR TALKING TO ANY HUMAN BEING LIKE THAT. I LET HIM KNOW THAT HIS BEHAVIOR WAS, "TACKY, UNBECOMING AND VULGAR AND I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO COME OVER THERE AND SMACK YOU DEAD IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING TO BEGIN WITH". HE WASN'T SAYING ANYTHING. HE DID WALK AWAY THOUGH. HE DIDN'T EVEN CHALLENGE ME. I GUESS HE REALIZED THAT MY YOUNG LOOKS WERE DECEIVING AND HE WAS TALKING TO A FULL GROWN WOMAN THAT ISN'T HAVING IT. I DIDN'T CURSE AT HIM ONCE. NOT ONCE. IF YOU BEGIN TO CUSRE THEY THINK YOU'RE ON THEIR LEVEL. I'M CERTAINLY NOT. AFTER I DROPPED ENGLISH HE SCURRIED OFF LIKE A SEWER RAT.

I DON'T LIKE GETTING INTO IT WITH THESE HOOD PIGS, BUT I COULD NOT HELP MYSELF. THERE IS TOO MUCH DISRESPECT NOWADAYS. IT'S BECOMING TOO MUCH LIKE SECOND NATURE AND I REFUSE TO BE DESENSITIZED BY IT. I AM NOT GOING TO PRETEND LIKE I DON'T HEAR BLATANT DISRESPECT ESPECIALLY FROM MY OWN MEN. I DESERVE THE RESPECT - GIVE ME THE RESPECT. IF YOU SEE ME WALKING WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH LIKE THE QUEEN I AM AND WANT TO WALTZ UP WITH SOME WEAK GAME THEN YOU GET DISMISSED DON'T GET NASTY WITH ME. BE MAD AT YOURSLF FOR HAVING A TIRED SUB PAR PERSONALITY TO BEGIN WITH. WHY WOULD I WANT TO HOLD A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T RESPECT THEMSELVES. IF YOU LOOK ME UP AND DOWN AND ICE GRILL MY BUTT AND MY THIGHS TALKING ABOUT "HI HOW YOU DOING...CAN WE TALK?" WHY WOULD I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY BACKSIDE AND THIGHS SINCE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE INTERESTED IN. ARE YOU A TAILOR...A PERSONAL TRAINER...ARE YOU A PLASTIC SURGEON? IF YOU ARE SAVE IT FOR THE OFFICE, BUT YOUR NOT.. SO STEP. ONLY CLUCKING AVERAGE PIGEON HEADS STOP TO HOLD CONVERSATIONS WITH RANDOM DUDES. I AM NOT SOME HOOD RAT. IF YOU SEE ME IN THE HOOD IT DOESN'T MEAN I RESIDE IN THE SEWERS. HOOD IS A MENATILITY NOT A LOCATION. I HAVE AN AGENDA THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE PIG CATCHING. SAVE ALL THE BARNYARD BULL ISH. YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME THERE. THESE DUMB BLACK MEN (AND WOMEN) WANT ME TO CORROBORATE WITH THEM ON THEIR MISSION TO BRING THE RACE DOWN. NO DEAL. I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE....BUT I'M SURE THEY WILL FIND SOME MISEDUCATED SOUL TO HELP.


Thursday, August 28, 2003

ONE WOULD THINK I TAKE A HAND FULL OF ECSTACY BEFORE I POST....RUN ON SENTENCES OUT THE AZZ....NO PUNCTUATION....LACK OF CONTINUOUS THOUGHT AND I'M ALWAYS DOING THIS (.................). I THINK I ABUSE THIS (...............). I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TRYING TO PERFECT MY WRITING SKILLS ON THIS THING. I'M REALLY TRYING TO PERFECT MY SANITY...I MAY BE FAILING.

I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT WHEN I STEPPED ON MY BATHROOM SCALE IT SAID I AM 5 POUNDS LIGHTER THEN WHAT I WAS LAST MONTH. DOMMIT. NONE OF MY CLOTHES ARE FITTING CORRECTLY. I LIKE TO COOK WHEN I HAVE THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS, BUT THAT IS A RARE OCCASSION. I'VE BEEN EATING LESS LATELY, NOT BY CHOICE REALLY. LACK OF ENERGY AND TIME. IT'S MESSING MY WEIGHT UP. I DON'T LIKE TO GET FAST FOOD ANYMORE. ESPECIALLY MCDONALDS. THEY PUT CRACK IN MCDONALDS. I AM SURE OF IT. ONCE YOU START EATING IT, IT'S SO HARD TO STOP......PEOPLE BEGIN TO SALIVATE FROM THE MERE SMELL OF IT. WHEN YOU TRY TO STOP YOU CRAVE IT. IT'S A TRAP. I HAVE BEEN CLEAN FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS (NAH THAT ISN'T TRUE..I HAD A RELAPSE LAST MONTH). BACK TO THE WEIGHT LOSE THOUGH, A LOT OF BLACK WOMEN DO NOT HAVE THE SAME KIND OF WIEGHT ISSUES THAT SOME OTHER ETHNIC GROUPS DO. WE GENERALLY LIKE TO BE THICK. THE ONLY THING WE DON'T WANT IS THE GUT, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS GOOD TO GO. NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE OF WEIGHT ISSUES. WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL MY CELLMATE....ERRR I MEAN ROOMMATE WAS SHOVELING FOOD DOWN TRYING TO GET THICKER. SHE WOULD TELL ME ALL THE TIME THAT SHE WANTED TO BE MORE CURVY. SHE DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN A PERSON GAINS WEIGHT THEY GAIN IT EVERYWHERE. SO UNLESS YOU WORK OUT TO BALANCE THE FAT AND MUSCLE YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK SLOPPY INSTEAD OF CURVY. SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE......ALL OF US WANTED TO KEEP A FAT.....ERRR I MEAN PHATT AZZ. THAT'S WHAT BLACK WOMEN DO OVER EAT TO KEEP THAT PHAT (PLENTY HOTT AND TEMPTING) AZZ. NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THAT THOUGH. ANYWAY I HAVE TO START OVER EATING A BIT MORE SO I CAN KEEP MY ISH NICE AND JUICY...LOL.

I SAW ASHANTI'S (I COULD DO NUMEROUS WORD PLAYS ON HER NAME, BUT I'M TRYING MY BEST TO REFRAIN) NEW VIDEO. LORENZ TATE IS BACK! HE IS A LITTLE GUY, BUT HE CAN STILL GET IT! SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE LIPS AND BED ROOM EYES. HE IS NOT EVEN MY NORMAL PHYSICAL TYPE. I TEND TO LIKE THEM LONG AND LANKY WITH LITTLE MUSCLE AND PHYSICAL STRENGTH. I'M KIND OF LITTLE MYSELF SO I THINK A SLIM MATCH FITS ME BEST. LATELY THOUGH I FIND MYSELF BEING VISUALLY TANTALIZED BY THE BIGGER DUDES. PLEASE REFER TO BLAIR UNDERWOOD, L.L (WITH HIS CORNY SELF), WILL SMITH (WITH HIS CORNY SELF) TANK AND I'D LIKE TO PASS ON 50 CENT.....THAT FACE...UGGGH, YUCK. ALOT OF THESE CATS ARE WORKING OUT. WHAT'S REALLY EXCELLENT FELLAS??!! I GUESS THE MEN (WELL AT LEAST SOME) ARE BEGINNING TO RECOGNIZE.

I AM GETTING SO TIRED OF THESE FROG LOOKING MEN TALKING ABOUT "I WANT A GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE_________ (FILL IN THE NAME OF ANY MEDIA BEAUTY)" MEANWHILE THEY ARE LOOKING LIKE THEY GOT HIT BY A THOUSAND UGLY STICKS. FUGG OUTTA HERE! THEIR TEETH ALL FUGGED UP, SHOES SCUFFED, HAIR MATTED, PIMPLED UP, AND JUST OUT THEIR EVER LOVIN' MIND FOR MAKING ANY TYPE OF PHYSICAL REQUESTS. SHUT THE FUGG UP WITH ALL THAT BULLISH AND GET REACQUAINTED WITH THE MIRROR AND REALITY. THAT'S ONE REASON I'M GLAD THAT BABS FROM MTB II IS UP IN THE GAME. SHE IS ONE OF THE FEW....UH....HOW SHALL I SAY THIS DELICATELY....DON'T KNOW HOW. SHE IS ONE OF THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE WOMEN I HAVE SEEN IN THE HIP HOP INDUSTRY IN A WHILE AND SHE SHOULD HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS HER SHORTY TO LOOK EVEN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL. DO YOU BABS, DO YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO GET LENGTHY, BUT I DID WANT TO MENTION THIS....IN THAT FRONTIN' VIDEO, THE LIGHTER OF THE TWO WOMEN WHO RING THE DOOR BELL IN THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO....I THOUGHT SHE WAS SPANISH AND MY FRIEND SAID SHE WAS BLACK (NOT THAT EITHER ONE OF US WOULD KNOW). THIS MADE ME THINK. WHAT IS BLACK ANYMORE? IS IT A CULTURE, AN ETHNICITY, A STATE OF MIND, A STYLE...........WHAT THE HELL IS IT? IT SURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WIH SKIN. I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE WHO CLAIM 100% BLACKNESS AND DON'T EVEN PLAY INTO THE WHOLE TIGGER WOODS "I'M 1\4 INDIAN 1\4 CHINEESE 1\4 GERMAN AND 1\4 POT LUCK". I EVEN SAW THIS MONTELL WILLIAMS SHOW YEARS AGO ENTITLED "I DON'T LOOK LIKE MY RACE" WITH THESE LILLY WHITE PEOPLE SAYING THEY WERE 100% BLACK (WHATEVER 100% IS). ANYWAY I KNOW I LOOK LIKE A WATERED DOWN AFRICAN AND MANY NATIVE AFRICANS DO NOT CONSIDER AMERICAN BLACKS AS "THEIR PEOPLE". I AM PROUD BECAUSE WE ARE ONE OF THE FEW RACES THAT CAN LOOK WHITE, ASIAN, INDIAN, ECT...AND STILL CLAIM 100% BLACKNESS....WHATEVER THAT IS. THIS GUY TRIED TO PULL ME INTO A DISCUSSION ABOUT RACE BEING AN IMAGINARY TERM WITH NO REAL MEANING........WHICH IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY IN AND OF ITSELF. THE TRUTH IS, ANYONE CAN BE BLACK, BUT IT IS SO HARD TO SNEEK INTO OTHER RACES. A WHITE CHICK CAN SOONER PASS AS BLACK THAN I CAN AS WHITE....WHICH IS SO UNFAIR. NOT THAT I WANT TO BE WHITE, BUT IT IS AN UNEQUALLY YOKED SET UP. WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THAT?! EMINEM COULD BE A BLACK MAN IF HE REALLY WANTED TO. MAKE UP SOME HISTORY, GET SOME BRAIDS AND HE'D BE GOOD TO GO. THAT'S HOW DAMN WIDE OUR SPECTRUM IS. ISN'T THAT SOME ISH????

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

I'VE BEEN PEEKING AT SOME SITES AND I HAVE TO HAND IT TO SOME OF Y'ALL........YOU GUYS ARE DEDICATED. SOME PEOPLE POST EVERYDAY ......ALRIGHTY THEN. I READ A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT MAKES ME LAUGH AND MY LAUGHING TRIGGERS A THOUGHT IN MY HEAD WHICH INSPIRES ME TO POST .....BUT THEN BY THE TIME I GET HERE I'M ALL LAZY AND ISH....PLUS I FORGET WHAT WAS SO FUNNY IN THE FIRST PLACE THAT INSPIRED ME TO COME AND POST............UH YEAH.....*TAPPING MY FINGERS*

OH OH YES............NOW I REMEMBER...I READ A POST AND SOMEONE MENTIONED HOW OUTRAGEOUS CANDY AND STUFF IS AT THE MOVIE THEATER (DOES ANYBODY ELSE FORGET HOW TO SPELL THEATER OR IS THAT JUST ME....AS I TYPE THIS I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT...EH). WHENEVER I WOULD GO TO THE MOVIES WITH MY (EX) KISS PARTNER (THAT'S CUTE RIGHT...NOT REALLY I GUESS) WE WOULD ALWAYS SNEEK FOOD IN FROM CHICK-FIL-A.....IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD CHICK-FIL-A THEN YOU HAVE NEVER KNOWN TRUE JOY. WE'D KNOW WE WERE GOING TO THE MOVIES BUT WE DIDN'T PLAN AHEAD FOR THE MISSSION. I WOULD STILL WEAR SOME TIGHT FITTING JACKET OR SHIRT AND A LITTLE TEENY TINY PURSE. THEN WE WOULD FIGHT OVER WHO'D HIDE THE BIGGEST AND MOST AWKWARD THING IN THE SMALL OF OUR BACK OR ON OUR SIDE (STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT). I THINK WE SECRETLY GOT JOY OUT OF WALKING PAST THE MOVIE USHERS WITH TUMORS IN THE SAME SHAPE OF CHICKEN SANDWICHES AND SODA BOTTTLES. WHAT JOY. THEN WE WOULD FILL THE MOVIE THEATER WITH THE SMELL OF WAFFLE FRIES AND CHICKEN (THAT OVER POWERS POPCORN ANYDAY). ONE TIME I ACTUALLY HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE IN WHICH I FLOATED OUT AND LOOKED DOWN UPON ME AND MY BOYFRIEND CHOWING DOWN WITH ALL OUR FOOD LAID OUT IN FRONT OF US..THROWN KETCHUP PACKETS SCATTERED AROUND LIKE RONALD MCDONLD AND WENDY JUST HAD A BRAWL TO THE DEATH... THE SMELL OF FRESHLY FRIED CHICKEN BREAST HOVERING ALL AROUND. WE LOOKED COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS. LIKE WE HAD NO KIND OF HOMETRAINING AT ALL.........BUT BLACK PEOPLE (LIKE ME) NEED CHICKEN. WHEN CHICKEN IS IN THE EQUATION THERE IS NO DECENCY. ANYWAY, BECAUSE OF THAT OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE I FELT GREALTY EMBARRASSED AND IMMEDIATELY STOPPED. I THINK IT WAS LIKE AN 'ADAM AND EVE NAKED IN THE GARDEN' TYPE OF EMBARRASSMENT....LUCKILY SOON AFTER THE MAGIC JOHNSON THEATER OPENED........AND HOT DIGGIDY DOGG.....THEY SELL CHICKEN...AND FRIES...AND OTHER OUTRAGEOUS THINGS THAT YOU DON'T SEE BEING SOLD AT ANY OTHER KIND OF FRANCHISED THEATER. HE'S A REAL BUSINESS MAN...SELL CHICKEN TO THE BLACKS DOMMIT. SELL CHICKEN TO THE BLACKS (THAT WAS A REITERATION FOR EMPHASIS). THAT'S HOW YOU'LL MAKE YOUR MONEY. ALTHOUGH NOT ALL OF US LIKE CHICKEN...............AND EVEN I MUST ADMIT THAT A STADIUM SIZED ROOM FILLED WITH THE AROMA OF CHICKEN CAN BE NAUSIATING. PLUS HE DOESN'T SELL CHICKEN BREAST SANDWICHES...JUST FRIED CHICKEN....AND I AM NOT A HUGE FRIED CHICKEN FAN.......SO WHAT AM I REALLY REJOICING FOR? NOTHING I GUESS. I GUESS I AM JUST HAPPY FOR PEOPLE THAT DO LIKE FRIED CHICKEN. NOW THEY DON'T HAVE TO SMUGGLE CHICKEN AND STUFF UP IN THE THEATER. THEY CAN JUST BUY IT RIGHT THERE AND IT WILL STILL BE HOT. IT'S A GOOD THING.

I HAVE TO GET THIS OFF OF MY CHEST. I HAD A SERIOUS DISAGREEMENT WITH SOMEONE.....THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. I WAS VERY OFFENDED. I TOLD MY MALE FRIEND THAT I DO NOT TOSS MY SOCKS IN THE HAMPER AFTER JUST ONE WEAR. I SAID THAT UNLESS I HAVE WORKED OUT OR DONE SOME KIND OF STRENUOUS WORK WHICH ACTUALLY CAUSED MY FEET TO SWEAT (WHICH HARLDY EVER HAPPENS...CAUSE I DON'T WEAR SOCKS FOR THAT.....HA HA :P...... BY THE WAY ISN'T IT A HUGE TURN OFF FOR A MAN TO BE WEARING SOCKS AND NOTHING ELSE...IT LOOKS ABSURD) THEN I'LL TOSS THEM IN THE LAUNDRY. I DON'T STOMP AROUND THE HOUSE AND WEAR MY SOCKS LIKE THEY ARE SLIPPERS AND MY SHOES AREN'T DUSTY INSIDE.....SO WHATS THE PROBLEM? WHY DO I HAVE TO WASH THEM AFTER ONE WEAR? I MUST GET TWO WEARS THEN THEY'LL BE THROWN IN THE WASH (AND NO I DON'T DO THE SAME THING WITH MY DRAWS SMART AZZ). THAT'S A STAPLE OF MINE...STRICTLY PRINCIPLE. AM I SO WRONG?? HERE COMES THE TWIST... A WOMAN CAN DO THAT, BUT A MAN CAN NOT....MEN HAVE TO WASH THEIR SOCKS AFTER ONE WEAR. MEN HAVE BIGGER FEET AND MOST OF THE TIME THOSE HOOVES ARE SWEATING. MY FRIEND COULD NOT UNDERSTAND THAT....HE STARTED TO PROJECT- HE THOUGHT JUST BECAUSE HIS FEET SWEAT WITHIN 1.5 SECONDS OF HAVING THE SOCKS ON THAT EVERYONE ELSE GOES THROUGH THE SAME THING. THAT TURNED INTO A WHOLE OTHER CONVERSATION....HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE DOOKY REMNANTS AFTER TAKING A #2.............I'VE WIPED AND I PROMISE YOU ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION MY JOINT HAS BEEN CLEAN AS A WHISTLE EVEN AFTER A #2.....BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.....LET'S STAY FOCUSED UP IN THIS BITCH. THE POINT IS THAT MOST WOMAN DO NOT WASH THEIR SOCKS AFTER ONE WEAR....NOT EVEN OPRAH. NO NEGATIVE FEEDBACK PLEASE....IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR OPINION.


Sunday, August 24, 2003

IF I GET ONE MORE EMAIL PERTAINING TO VIAGRA OR PENIS ENLARGEMENT I'M GONNA......................................DO NOTHING. *SIGH* I'M SAYING THOUGH...I CAN DEAL WITH ONE A DAY, BUT ARE TWENTY REALLY NECESSARY?! I GET THE PICTURE.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING A BIT MORE....DEEP. I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE A "MESSAGE" SITE. I'M NOT INTO AFTER SCHOOL SPECIALS, BUT I FIGURED EVERYONE NEEDS ENLIGHTENMENT EVERY NOW AND THEN.....WHAT I POST MAY ACTUALLY....I DON'T KNOW....HELP SOMONE. WOW...I THINK THAT WAS A MOMENT RIGHT THERE.

I WAS HAVING A GREAT CONVERSATION WITH A FRIEND AND IT REALLY PUT JOY IN MY HEART. I LITERALLY FELT RENEWED AFTER THE CONVERSATION. IT IS TRUE HOW ONE'S WHOLE WORLD BEGINS TO CHANGE ONCE AWARENESS IS GAINED. I MEAN AM 25 AND I'M JUST SO GLAD THAT I AM DISCOVERING THINGS NOW INSTEAD OF YEARS AND YEARS DOWN THE LINE. I LOOK ABOUT 18 SO WHEN PEOPLE DISCOVER MY AGE THEY GIVE ME A LOOK OF SURPRISE THEN PITY AS IF MY LIFE IS ALMOST OVER.........I FEEL THAT IT IS REALLY JUST BEGINNING. SO MIDDLE FINGER TO THEM. I DEPRECATE (DON'T CONFUSE THAT WITH DEFECATE) MYSELF WITH FEELINGS OF SELF DOUBT AND IMMATURITY BECAUSE I FEEL SO YOUNG AND AM STILL INTO ALOT OF THE SAME THINGS THAT I LIKED TO DO WHEN I WAS 18........MY MENTALITY IS DIFFERENT SO I MUST GIVE MYSELF SOME POINTS FOR THAT...............WHAT AM I REALLY TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY?................OH YES, THAT'S RIGHT, MEDIOCRITY.

SO I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A MEDIOCRE KIND OF PERSON....NOT BECAUSE I WAS NOT CAPABLE OF BEING MORE, BUT REALLY BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAW SOMEONE DOING IT BETTER WITH MORE INNATE SKILL. SO I LET THEM HAVE IT....I'VE NEVER BEEN COMPETITIVE.......MATTER OF FACT I SHY AWAY FROM COMPETITION. NEVER SAW THE SENSE BECAUSE SOMEONE WOULD ALWAYS BE BETTER OR EVEN IF THEY WEREN'T NECESSARILY BETTER THEY WOULD HAVE MORE EFFORT AND DEDICATION.....AND MEDIOCRE PEOPLE DO NOT BELIEVE IN GIVING MORE OF THEMSLEVES THEY ARE VERY..........COMPLACENT. THAT IS THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE OVER ACHIEVERS AND THE MEDIOCRE. IT IS NOT INTELLIGENCE, NOT SKILL, NOT TALENT...NONE OF THAT. I HAVE COME ACROSS SOME VERY...UH...TALENTLESS PEOPLE THAT HAVE ACCOMPLISHED A WHOLE LOT. IT HAS TO DO WITH THE DRIVE AND AMBITION. IT IS ALL VERY PSYCHOLOGICAL.

AT TIMES MY MENTAL GENIUS IMPRESSES ME (AND I'M PRETTY HARD TO IMPRESS) AND THEN AT OTHER TIMES I WONDER HOW I EVER MADE IT THROUGH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BECAUSE I CAN BARELY REMEMBER MY 7 TIMES TABLES. I USED TO FOCUS ON MY WEAKNESSES WAY TOO MUCH. I CHANGED THAT HABIT BECAUSE NO GOOD CAN COME FROM IT. LET ME LET YOU IN ON SOMETHING THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU. NOTHING IS REALLY THAT HARD. MATTER OF FACT YOU WILL FIND VERY LITTLE THINGS THAT YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF DOING. THE HIGHER REALMS (IF YOU WILL) TEND TO EXAGGERATE THE LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY IN ALOT OF THINGS. A WEAKMINDED PERSON WOULD BE EASILY INTIMIDATED AND DISCOURAGED BY THINGS THAT ARE PRESENTED AS HARD.

HAVE YOU EVER COME ACROSS A PERSON THAT DOESN'T SEEM THAT......BRIGHT. THEN YOU DISCOVER THAT THEY ARE A BUSINESS OWNER, A LAWYER, A DOCTOR, AN ACCOUNTANT, EVEN AN ENGINEER. YOU ARE SHOCKED RIGHT. ME TOO.....WELL I USED TO BE. I'M NOT SHOCKED ANYMORE. IT'S ALL REALLY QUITE SIMPLE. INTELLIGENCE DOES NOT SEPERATE THE CLASSES......AMBITION DOES. THE DESIRE TO ACHIEVE IS THE DEFINITIVE LINE. I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU REALLY CAN DO WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU WANT TO DO. EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS SENSATIONALIZED TO MAKE IT SEEM HARDER THAN IT REALLY IS. NOTHING IS ALL THAT HARD...REALLY IT IS NOT. MAYBE A FEW THINGS ARE REALLY THAT HARD AND IT TAKES ROCKET SCIENCE TO DO......FOR EXAMPLE ROCKET SCIENCE. OTHER THAN THAT EVERYTHING ELSE IS AMPLIFIED TO SCARE OFF LAZY AND SELF DOUBTING PEOPLE. COLLEGE, GRAD SCHOOL, LAW SCHOOL, MEDICAL SCHOOL, OWNING A BUSINESS..ALLTHAT STUFF IS A PIECE OF CAKE. THAT ISH AIN'T HARD. I'VE DONE SOME OF THAT STUFF AND I AM ABOUT TO DO MORE. IN RETROSPECT I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT IT IS NOT THAT HARD AND I HAVE WATCHED MORONS (SORRY GUYS) SPEAD PASSED ME BECAUSE I AM TOO LAZY OR INTIMIDATED OR BOTH TO GET MY GANGSTA UP AND INVEST MORE EFFORT.

ALOT OF THINGS ARE PRESENTED AS HARD AND IT REALLY ISN'T. JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MOMENT. LIKE PUTTING A BED FROM IKEA TOGETHER. THEY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF PARTS AND SOME DUTCH DIRECTIONS AND A PICTURE. YOU MAY GET FRUSTRATED, BORED, LAZY AND TIRED....BUT IT REALLY ISN'T HARD. WHEN I START TO PAINT MY TOE NAILS THAT ISH ENDS UP BEING A REAL TASK. I PRETTY MUCH HATE IT BECAUSE IT'S BORING AND TEDIOUS, BUT IT'S NOT REALLY THAT HARD. I THINK WE ARE SO USED TO A MICROWAVE SOCIETY AND ONCE WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO PUT SOME EFFORT INTO SOMETHING WE GET IMMEDIATELY DISENCHANTED AND THROW OUR HANDS UP AND WALK AWAY. WHEN WE DO THAT WE REALLY CUT OURSELVES SHORT. JUST FINISH IT AND SEE IT THROUGH. ALOT OF US CAN NOT AFFORD TO JUST WALK AWAY. IT IRRITATES ME TOO, BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY BRILLIANT BLACK PEOPLE WHO HAVE ABILITY, BUT DON'T DO ANYTHING WITH IT. I AM REALLY SPEAKING TO BLACK AMERICANS. ALOT OF US ARE GRINDING AND DOING IT, BUT THERE CAN ALWAYS BE MORE. ALWAYS. WHEN I WAS IN UNDERGRAD I SAW ALOT OF FOREIGN STUDENTS WHO COULD BARELY SPEAK THE LANGUAGE (THAT IS AN IMMEDIATE HANDICAP RIGHT THERE) BLOWING IT OUT THE BOX. IT WASN'T THAT THEY WERE NECESSARILY "SMARTER" THAN ANYONE ELSE, IT'S THAT THEY WERE FOCUSED ON COMPLETION. SCHOOL IS REALLY NO DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING ELSE. YOU START DINNER YOU BURN SOMETHING YOU GET TIRED HALFWAY THROUGH. YOU JUST CAN'T STOP THERE AND STARVE TO DEATH...I MEAN YOU CAN, BUT THAT WOULD BE DUMB...YOU GOT TO FINISH THAT MEAL...MIGHT NOT BE PERFECT, BUT IT'S A MEAL NONE THE LESS. ALOT OF US ARE STARVING WHEN WE REALLY DON'T HAVE TO...LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.

MY FRIEND THAT FINISHED LAW SCHOOL SAID THIS, "LEARINGING THE LAW ISN'T HARD..THE MENTAL PART IS HARD...THEY PSYCH YOU OUT AND HAZE YOU. THEY MAKE YOU DO TEDIOUS STUFF AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITHOUT A HEAD. THEY JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEDICATED WE ARE. IF WE ARE GOING TO STICK TO IT. IF WE GET A CASE THAT GETS HARD AND COMPLICATED WILL WE GIVE UP? ALOT OF PEOPLE DO GIVE UP. I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANY LAWS BY HEART...I LOOK UP THE LAWS I NEED IN A BOOK. ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO REALLY IS MANUEVER MYSELF. THEY TAUGHT ME HOW TO THINK DIFFERENTLY IN LAW SCHOOL. THAT'S ABOUT IT." HUMPH. SOUNDS LIKE STREET LIFE TO ME. THE STREETS TEACH YOU HOW TO THINK DIFFERENTLY TOO. SO DOES PRISON. SO DOES MARRIAGE. SO DOES HAVING KIDS. ALL THOSE THINGS ARE "HARD". NONE OF THAT IS INFEASABLE OR UNOBTAINABLE. IT HAS TO DO WITH DEDICATION. WHEN I WORKED IN SOCIAL WORK AND SAW PARENTS WITHOUT THEIR KIDS I WOULD THINK 'WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR DAMN KIDS....WHAT IS SO HARD???!!!' IT WASN'T REALLY HARD. IT WAS HARD FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT. IT'S THE SAME THING WITH ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD. LIFE JUST REPEATS ITSELF. THE STRONGEST SURVIVE. NOT THE FASTEST, NOT THE SMARTEST, NOT THE PRETTIEST, NOT THE TOUGHEST, NOT THE FUNNIEST.......THE STRONGEST.

ONE MORE THING............IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING THAT CAN HELP SOMEONE ELSE TO ADVANCE DON'T HOLD ON TO IT.........THAT IS A MIGHTY EUROPEAN THING TO DO. I SEE PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE ME COME UP AND NOT GIVE A HAND TO SOMEONE. IT DOES NOT BENEFIT OUR COMMUNITY TO HOLD ON TO INFORMATION THAT CAN ADVANCE US. ALOT OF PEOPLE WANT SOMETHING BETTER, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO SHOW THEM HOW TO WORK THE SYSTEM OR SHOW THEM THE ROPES. THAT IS ONE THING THAT CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE. MY FRIEND SAID TO ME, "WHEN I WAS APPLYING TO LAW SCHOOL I DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE TO SHOW ME WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO DO IT. I COULDN'T GO TO MY MOM OR DAD OR UNCLES OR FRIENDS ABOUT THAT BECAUSE NONE OF THEM EXPERIENCED IT. I WAS KIND OF BLIND AND THAT WAS A DISADVANTAGE AT FIRST. I WAS ON MY OWN, BUT NOW AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE ME TO TELL YOU THINGS AND TO SHOW YOU. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO I WANT TO HELP FIVE OR MORE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN DO WHAT I DID AND NOT HAVE AS HARD OF A TIME....MAYBE I CAN SAVE THEM GRIEF." ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? ISN'T THAT BRILLIANT? WELL ISN'T IT?.....................HOT DAMN. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WHY WOULD YOU ACTUALLY WANT ANOTHER PERSON TO STRUGGLE? ESPECIALLY SOMEONE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. WE HAVE ENOUGH STRUGGLE. WE DO....I DON'T WANT TO HEAR NO UNCLE TOM KNEEGRAH TALKING ABOUT ' WE HAVE THE SAME OPPORTUNITIES AS EVERYONE ELSE...WE JUST NEED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE' WHATEVER KNEEGRAH. *ROLLING EYES* YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME. WE LIVE IN A LAND THAT WAS NOT INTENDED FOR ANYBODY BUT THE WHITE MAN (SO THAT MEANS EVERY RACE AND THE WHITE FEMALE GENDER HAS AN IMMEDIATE DISADVANTAGE) AND AS MUCH AS WE FIGHT NOTHING WILL EVER BE STRUGGLE FREE FOR US. SO THAT MEANS NEPOTISM STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT FOR THE WHITE MALES.......C'MON LOOK AT GEORGE BUSH ......DUDE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE THERE - THAT'S STRAIGHT NEPOTISM. I GUARANTEE YOU THAT HE IS NOT THE SMARTEST OR BRIGHTEST OF ANYONE IN ANY KIND OF SOCIALLY SETTING THAT HE HAS PLACED HIMSELF IN. EVEN THE MOST WELL BRED AND SOCIALLY ASTUTE BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING NEXT AND THAT IS BECAUSE WHEN THEY GET TO A CERTAIN LEVEL OF POWER AND FINANCIAL FREEDOM THEY ARE SUROUNDED BY PEOPLE THAT DO NOT REALLY WANT THEM TO SUCCEED OR THAT THINK THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE THAT POWER TO BEGIN WITH. SO THE FIGHT GETS TOUGHER FOR THEM.

IT IRRITATES ME HOW PEOPLE BEHAVE AS THOUGH THEY ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS AND THEY ALWAYS EQUATE THEY'RE SUPERIORITY BY THINGS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH CHARACTER AND VALUES. IT REALLY SHAMES ME TO SEE BLACK PEOPLE DO THAT. JUST BECAUSE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL OR BECAUSE YOU ARE IN A BETTER NEIGHBORHOOD THEN OTHER PEOPLE YOU ARE BETTER? OR JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A NICE WHIP OR A CHANEL BAG (THOSE OF YOU THAT KNOW FASHION KNOW THAT CHANEL CAN NOT COMPARE TO GUCCI OR FENDI...YOU SEE ALOT OF PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND W\ GUCCI AND FENDI AND LV, BUT HOW MANY DO YOU SEE WITH CHANEL.....MARINATE ON THAT) THAT YOU ARE BETTER? ALL THAT MEANS IS THAT YOU HAVE A NICER CAR OR A NICER BAG ....IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE BETTER. PSHHHH. PLEASE. I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO FROM DAY TO DAY TO HAVE THOSE THINGS. IF YOU HAVE THEM HONESTLY AND DON'T HAVE TO SELL YOUR SOUL BY CHEATING YOUR WAY CORPORATELY, HANDLING ANY KIND OF BLOOD MONEY OR BY DOING SOMETHING DISPICABLE, THEN FINE . FEW AN FAR BETWEEN ARE ABLE TO ACHIEVE WEALTH WITH AN HONEST LIVING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DRUG DEALER TO SELL YOUR SOUL. IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE FREE AND NOT TO BE ABLE TO PROPOSITION ME ANYTHING CHEAP TO CHANGE MY SOUL. ARE YOU HERE FOR A SERMON OR WHAT?!? I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THIS COMING.........WHO KNEW I WOULD WRITE ALL THIS.

THEN ALOT OF THOSE SAME PEOPLE GET UPPITY AND LOOK BACK AT LESS FORTUNATE FOLK AND THINK THAT THEY SHOULD STRUGGLE THE SAME WAY THEY DID TO GET TO WHERE THEY ARE AT. WHY????!!!!! SHOULDN'T WE BE TRYING TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR OUR OWN TO SUCCEED? YEAH THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF, BUT NOBODY TELLS US ISH. WE HAVE TO LEARN THINGS OUR DAMN SELF. I LIVE IN A LILLY WHITE COMMUNITY WHERE THEY HAVE STOCK AND FINANCIAL INVESTMENT CLASSES IN PUBLIC SCHOOL, 9TH GRADE LEVEL. GO TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL IN NYC OR ANY OTHER BLACK METROPOLIS AND TELL ME IF THEY HAVE ELECTIVES LIKE THAT 9TH GRADE LEVEL........ THERE IS A HUMUNGOUS DISPARITY. DON'T GET IT TWISTED THERE ARE SOME OF THE NICESET WHITE PEOPLE AROUND HERE YOU MAY EVER MEET.......THERE ARE ALSO SOME OF THE NASTIEST. THEN AGAIN I HAVE MET SOME OF THE NASTIEST BLACK PEOPLE TOO WHO BEHAVE AS THOUGH THEY WERE RAISED BY GORILLAS. TRUTHFULLY IT HURTS MY HEART MORE TO BE DOWNGRAGED BY ANOTHER BLACK PERSON. GO FIGURE....BUT I DIGRESS YET ONCE AGAIN.......I THINK MY POINT IS WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU SOMETHING VALUABLE THANK THEM AND DON'T MAKE THE MISTAKE OF TOSSING THE KNOWLEDGE ASIDE BECAUSE ALOT OF PEOPLE WON'T TELL YOU A THING. THEY WILL LET YOU SIT THERE AND DESTROY YOURSELF. IT TRULY MAKES ME SAD.

JUST LET ME FILL YOU IN ON A LITTLE SUH-TING SUH-TING (SPANISH ACCENT) IN THE EARLY 1800'S CONGRESS MADE A LAW THAT THREE THINGS COULD NOT BE TAUGHT AT ANY BLACK INSTITUTIONS.........I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP MAN. JUST ASK SOMEONE WHO HAS MAJORED IN BLACK STUDIES. THE SCIENCE OF BUSINESS COULD NOT BE TAUGHT BECAUSE THE SCIENCE OF BUSINESS IS THE SCIENCE OF LIFE AND THEY DID NOT WANT US TO LIVE THEY WANTED US TO SURVIVE. EVERYBODY SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIVING AND SURVIVING (IF YOU DON'T YOU BETTER GO TO DICTIONARY.COM..QUICKLY) THE SCIENCE OF WAR COULD NOT BE TAUGHT BECAUSE THEN WE WOULD KNOW HOW TO PROTECT OUR BUSINESSES AND OUR LIVELIHOOD. THE SCIENCE OF BREEDING BECAUSE THEN WE WOULD KNOW HOW TO STRENGTHEN OUR RACE AMONG THE STRONGER AND THE WEAKER AMONG US. CONGRESS DECIDED NOT TO TEACH THESE THINGS TO MAINTAIN THEIR POWER. *SLOW DOWN AND SIP THAT DRINK*

I'M NOT TRYING TO GET ALL 'BACK TO AFRICA' ON YOU, BUT IT IS REAL OUT THERE. WE MUST EDUCATE OURSELVES AND OUR BABIES. JUST TEACH YOUR CHILDREN TO BE CRITICAL THINKERS AND DO NOT LET THEM QUIT OUT OF LAZINESS OR INTIMIDATION. DON'T YOU QUIT EITHER. ESPECIALLY YOU YOUNG KIDS THAT HAVE NOT EVEN BEGUN TO LIVE YOUR REAL LIFE...THERE IS SO MUCH OPPORTUNITY OUT THERE. DON'T EVER DENY YOURSELF SUCCESS BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO SCARED TO TRY. OKAY.....THIS WILL BE THE LAST SERIOUS POST FOR A WHILE. *FAKE SMILE*

Thursday, August 21, 2003

I REALLY HAVE A PET PEEVE....GARBAGE MEN....TRASH TECHNICIANS.....I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU CALL THEM BECAUSE I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MILD MANNERED RIGHT NOW. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GARBAGE MEN TRYING TO GET AT ME WHEN THEY'RE ON DUTY. ...THE HELL?!!! SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE REALLLY GETTING DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THEIR WEIRD SCIENCE AND JUST ASK THEM A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS (WHILE SQUEEZING MY NOSE). AM I ACTUALLY SUPPOSE TO STOP AND CHAT AS YOU STAND IN YOUR FILTHY UNIFORM? KICK IT WITH YOU WHILE STANDING NEXT TO YOUR STENCHED AND REVOLTING GARBAGE TRUCK? DO THESE MEN HAVE THAT MUCH CONFIDENCE? A MAN IN CLEAN CLOTHES SHOULD FEEL SOMEWHAT APPRHENSIVE BEFORE APPROACHING AN ANOMALOUS WOMAN LET ALONE A MAN WHO IS WEARING DIRTY GARNMENTS PICKING UP TRASH (NO PUN INTENED).

I HAVE BEEN CAT CALLED (I GUESS 'CAT CALLED' IS SUCH AN OLD TERM AND EVEN THOUGH I AM A PART OF THE HIP HOP GENERATION THE TERM 'HOLLA AT' SOUNDS CORNIER THAN CAT CALLED...SO I'LL STICK WITH 'CAT CALLED') BY MEN LITERALLY SWINGING OFF THE BACK OF GARBAGE TRUCKS. IT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL GOOD IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A WALKING TRASH BAG! I GET OFFENDED THAT A GUY WOULD REALLY TRY TO KICK IT IN THAT KIND OF SETTING. AM I WRONG? I DON'T THINK I AM. SO HERE IS THE TWIST. WHEN WE WERE COMING HOME FROM AN OUTING THE OTHER NIGHT WE STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT. MY FRIEND'S COUSIN SAID SOMETHING LIKE "OOOOH HE LOOKS GOOD....HE LOOKS KIND OF YOUNG THOUGH." WE TURN TO LOOK AROUND AND THE ONLY GUY THAT IS AROUND IS THE GARBAGE MAN ON THE CORNER. WE LOOK AT HIM AND HE IS KIND OF CUTE, BUT THE WHOLE FACT THAT HE IS EMPTYING GARBAGE IS AN INSTANT TURN OFF. I WOULD NEVER THINK TO GIVE A GARBAGE MAN ANY PLAY WHILE HE IS ON THE JOB. ONLY BECAUSE IT'S TASTELESS NOT BECAUSE I DON'T RESPECT THE JOB. NOW IF I MET A GUY IN ANOTHER KIND OF SETTING AND HE HAD OTHER THINGS GOING FOR HIM AND THEN I DISCOVERED HE WAS A GARBAGE MAN I COULD WORK WITH THAT. THE WHOLE POINT IS HOMEGIRL REALLY WAS ABOUT TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE RAP...I WOULD NEVER ENTERTAIN AN EXCHANGE LIKE THAT. NOW I KIND OF UNDERSTAND GARBAGE MEN A LITTLE MORE - SOME WOMEN MUST REALLY NOT CARE IF THEY ARE DRIVING A STENCH FILLED TRUCK WHILE THEY ARE MACKING. I TRULY NEVER BELIEVED THOSE MEN WERE GETTING ANY KIND OF PLAY WHILE RIDING ON THAT TRUCK, BUT AS I SAW FOR MYSELF SOME CHICKS DON'T CARE IF A MAN APPROACHES THEM IN SOILED CLOTHES. I'M JUST NOT THAT WOMAN. GET AT ME ON YOUR DAY OFF. OKAY PLAYA?
I JUST SAW THE LATEST EPISODE OF SEX AND THE CITY AND BLAIR UNDERWOOD WAS LOOKING DELICIOUS.......LET THE CHURCH SAY AMEN. EVERYTIME HE WAS IN A SCENE I WAS LITERALLY SAYING "DAMN" OUT LOUD. IT IS RARE THAT A PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTE CAN MAKE ME SAY "DAMN" ABOUT A MAN.....BUT DAMN. HE LOOKS SO GOOD I FORGIVE HIM FOR HAVING A FIRST NAME LIKE BLAIR AND I ALSO FORGIVE HIM FOR WEARING THOSE HIGH WAISTED ITALIAN PANTS.....C'MON. WE DON'T PLAY THAT. TALK TO THE STYLIST. HIS SKIN...THAT SMILE....*SIGH*

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

DON CHEADLE IS THE MAN. WHERE IS HIS OSCAR? I MEAN I REALLY LIKE HIM IN EVERY MOVIE THAT I HAVE SEEN HIM IN. I SAW A LESSON BEFORE DYING LAST WEEK.......BOY OH BOY THAT WAS A GOOD FLICK...A LITTLE REMINISCENT OF ROSEWOOD, BUT THAT'S OKAY. I JUST LISTENED TO D'ANGELO'S VOODOO. MAN THAT ALBUM WAS SLEPT ON. THAT IS A GREAT ALBUM. IF I WENT TO A GUY'S CRIB AND HE HAD THAT IN HIS COLLECTION........HMMMMMM....I DIDN'T REALLY THINK OF HOW I WOULD END THAT SENTENCE BEFORE I STARTED TO TYPE IT. I GUESS I WANTED TO END IT WITH SOMETHING SEXY AND PROVOCATIVE....BUT THAT'S JUST NOT ME. SO NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN I WOULD PROBABLY JUST SAY, "OH WOW I LIKE THAT RECORD ALOT." THEN TAP MY FOOT AND LOOK AROUND OR SOMETHING.

I JUST REALIZED THAT PUFFY GOT THAT BEAT IN LOON'S SONG 'HOW YOU WANT THAT' FROM THE ROOTS THINGS FALL APART CD. THAT MAN STAY BITIN' OFF OF SOMEONE ELSE (CAN YOU SAY EBONICS?.......DON'T YOU HATE THAT WORD EBONICS......WHAT IS THE TECHNICAL WORD FOR WHITEY TALK? THERE IS NONE...OKAY THEN) I DO LIKE THAT SONG THOUGH. I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR A HOT BEAT. I COULD CARE LESS WHAT THEY ARE SAYING, BUT IF THE BEAT IS HOT..IT'S A WRIZZAP. THAT'S NOT VERY RESPONSIBLE IS IT? IF GEORGE BUSH ISN'T RESPONSIBLE WHY SHOULD I BE? THAT AS WELL IS AN IRRESPONSIBLE THING TO SAY. EH..

I MADE VEGETABLE LASAGNA LAST NIGHT. IT CAME OUT GREAT. YEAH..I PUT SPINACH IN IT. I DON'T USE RICOTTA CHEESE THOUGH. THAT STUFF IS NASTY. IT LOOKS LIKE BABY VOMIT. YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE ALOT OF WHITE CREAMY THINGS REALLY......YOU CAN LET YOUR MIND WONDER WITH THAT. DAMN YOU SCHOOL KIDS! GROW UP. WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IS MAYONAISE, WHIP CREAM, VANILLA ICE CREAM, WHITE YOGURT...JOO KNOW STUFF LIKE THAT. EATING THAT STUFF IS NOT MY FORTE. I HAVE AN AUTOMATIC GAG REFLEX.

AS YOU CAN SEE I REALLY HAVEN'T A THING TO SAY. WELL I DID HAVE SOMETHING A BIT MORE TO SAY, BUT I'LL HOLD ON TO IT. CIAO-

Monday, August 18, 2003

OH JYEAH !!!! THE NUBIAN PRINCESS IS BACK AND IN FULL EFFECT. THE BLACKOUT WAS UNFORTUNATE I ONLY EXPERIENCED A BROWNOUT....NOT A COMPLETE BLACKOUT..SO I DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THAT.....EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT 1 BILLION DOLLARS IN REVENUE WAS LOST BECAUSE OF IT. SUPERB. I DIDN'T THINK THAT THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A BIGGER WASTE OF MONEY OTHER THAN THE WAR, BUT AMERICA HAS SO MANY LITTLE TRICKS UNDER THEIR SLEEVES - DON'T THEY?

SO I THOUGHT THE BLACKOUT WOULD RUIN MY WEEKEND TRIP TO MD.....BUT IT DIDN'T. IT COULD HAVE IF I LET IT, BUT IT DIDN'T. MY PLAN WAS TO GO INTO THE CITY EARLY MONDAY MORNING GET MY WIG TOSSED AND GET SOME BREAD (THE GREEN KIND), BUT THAT WASN'T HAPPENING BECAUSE THE MTA SUBWAY SYSTEM WASN'T OPERATING. SO AFTER A LOT OF BACK AND FORTH WITH SISTER GIRLFRIEND VIA PHONE WE DECIDED TO JUST DO THE THANG. SHE LEFT HER BEAUTIFUL TOWN OF SOUTH ORANGE, NJ AND SCOOPED ME UP IN GOOD OLD MIDDLETOWN, NJ AT ABOUT 7 PM. WE WERE OFF. WE LISTEN TO ALOT OF MUSIC, WAITED IN A TON OF TRAFFIC AND DID BUNCH OF LAUGHING. WE ARRIVED IN BOWIE, MD AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT. LET ME SAY THIS...I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD BE ALL THAT ENRAPTURED BY MARYLAND. I'VE BEEN BEFORE IT WAS OKAY......THIS TIME WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. I'M OLDER NOW AND LOOKING OUT OF DIFFERENT EYES. I WAS ALSO IN A DIFFERENT PART OF MD. WE STAYED AT HER COUSIN'S HOUSE.....REALLY HIS PARENTS HOUSE. THEY ARE ABOUT 15 MINUTES FROM D.C.

I LOVED IT. IT IS A VERY PROGRESSIVE AREA FOR BLACK PEOPLE. LOTS OF INSTITUTIONS OF EDUCATION, LOTS OF JOBS, LOTS OF FAMILIES, LOTS OF SINGLE BLACK MEN AND WOMEN AND ALOT OF BLACK CHURCHES. THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING TO DO DOWN THERE TOO. WE MANAGED TO CHILL IN VA, D.C, AND MD WHILE WE WERE THERE. WE GOT THERE PRETTY LATE SO WE MOSTLY JUST TALKED AND ATE ON FRIDAY NIGHT. SATURDAY MORNING WE PLANNED TO VISIT A CHURCH, BUT IT WAS RAINING SO HARD AND DIDN'T STOP UNTIL ABOUT 4 PM OR SO....SO WE JUST SLEPT LATE AND COOLED OUT. WHEN THE RAIN STOPPED WE DECIDED TO GO TO SOME MALL CALLED TYSON'S I AND II IN VIRGINIA. WE CRUISED THROUGH D.C. FIRST WHICH WAS COOL. WE DROVE THROUGH SOME REALLY NICE BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS. I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THERE IS ALOT OF "OLD" BLACK MONEY IN D.C. BECAUSE ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE LIVING VERY NICE. IT'S FUNNY HOW WHENEVER I GO TO A PLACE LIKE ATLANTA OR D.C. I'M ALWAYS BEING GIVEN A TOUR OF WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE WITH MONEY LIVE. LOL. IT'S COOL TO SEE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOODS THAT ARE BANGING WITH ONLY BLACK PEOPLE LIVING THERE.

I'M SO TIRED OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T DOING THIS AND BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T DOING THAT" BLAH BLAH BLAH "BLACK PEOPLE GET SOMETHING GOOD AND THEY RUIN IT" BLAH BLAH BLAH. THAT IS SUCH A LOAD OF BULL. THERE ARE ALOT OF BROTHERS AND SISTERS DOING THEIR THING THAT ARE MOTIVATED AND THRIVING. I NEVER HEAR ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. I MOSTLY HEAR BLACK MOUTHS OPENING UP TO PUT SOMEONE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THEM DOWN. WELL, WHENEVER I LISTEN TO A BLACK PERSON DISSING THEIR OWN I WONDER IF THEY KNOW THAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES TOO. THERE ARE JUST WAY TOO MANY SUCCESSFUL BLACK PEOPLE TO FOCUS ON. SO THERE IS REALLY NO NEED TO BE SO NEGATIVE ABOUT OUR OWN COMMUNITIES ALL THE TIME. IT'S SELF DEFEATING AND UNNECESSARY. I'M JUST SO TIRED OF HEARING THE NEGATIVITY. LET'S BE POSITIVE AND DISCUSS ALL THE SUCCESS THAT WE HAVE. I DON'T JUST MEAN PROFESSIONAL OR MONETARY SUCCESS I MEAN ALL KINDS OF SUCCESS. FINISHING SCHOOL, RAISING TWO PARENT FAMILIES, BEING SPIRITUALLY FOCUSED. SUPERFICIAL PEOPLE TRY TO TRIVIALIZE EVERYTHING ELSE AND FOCUS ON MONEY AND EDUCATION. NOW MONEY AND EDUCATION ARE IMPORTANT, BUT THERE ARE OTHER IMPORTANT FACTORS THAT MAKE A PERSON TRULY WELL ROUNDED, BUT I DIGRESS.........

SO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE WHOLE "OLD" BLACK MONEY THING IN THE CAR. WE START TALKING ABOUT D.C. AND THE BLCK PEOPLE FROM D.C. I HAVE STEREOTYPED BLACK PEOPLE FROM THAT AREA. I DON'T KNOW IF I AM OFF AND MY OPINION MAY BE A LITTLE JADED, BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S MY OPINION. I WENT TO A HISTORICALLY BLACK COLLEGE AND MY FRESHMAN YEAR I NOTICED THAT 80% OF THE KIDS FROM D.C. (GIVE OR TAKE A LITTLE) WERE LIGHT SKINNED. NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. JUST AN OBSERVATION. THE NEXT YEAR I SEE THE SAME THING. THIRD YEAR SAME THING. IT MAKES A SISTER START TO THINK. WHAT IS UP?? WHY ARE THERE MOSTLY LIGHT SKINNED BLACKS?? SO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT IN THE CAR AND I ASKED MY HOMEGIRL'S COUSIN IF I AM OFF BECAUSE WHEN I WAS IN D.C. I SAW ALOT OF SHADES OF BLACK PEOPLE, BUT I MUST ADMIT THERE IS A SURPLUS (IF YOU WILL) OF LIGHT SKINNED BLACK PEOPLE. WHY IS THIS? KWESI (HOMEGIRL'S COUSIN) BASICALLY SAID THAT THERE IS ALOT OF OLD BLACK MONEY AND YEARS OF EDUCATION AND MONETRAY COMFORTABLILITY. SO EVEN IN THIS DAY AND AGE ALOT OF THE "LIGHT" FAMILIES WITH MONEY WANT THERE KIDS TO MARRY "LIGHT". THERE ARE ALWAYS EXCEPTIONS FOR A DARKER PERSON IF THEY ARE ADVANCED IN THEIR EDUCATION AND HAVE MANAGED TO BECOME SOME KIND OF DOCTOR OR ENGINEER ECT. I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EARS....NAH I BELEIVED IT BECAUSE I SAW THE PROOF IN THE PUDDING. A HELLA LOT OF LIGHT SKINNED PEOPLE...WHICH PROBALBY LED BACK TO SLAVERY AND NORTHERN PROGRESSION AND EASIER ADVANCEMENT FOR LIGHTER SKINNED BLACKS. I CAN'T BE MAD AT ANY OF THAT THOUGH BECAUSE BLACK IS BLACK IS BLACK. NO MATTER WHAT.

WE GET TO THE MALL WALK AROUND. THOMAS PINK HAS SOME BADDDD SHIRTS FOR WOMEN. WHEW! THEY ARE DRESS SHIRTS WITH WONDERFUL COLOR COMBINATIONS...I THINK OPRAH WEARS THEM. THEY GO FOR ABOUT $150 + A POP. SO I WON'T BE GETTING ANY IN THE NEAR FUTURE. I DO PLAN TO COP SOME EVENTUALLY. WE STAYED IN THE MALL UNTIL ABOUT 9 PM THEN WE HAD TO RUSH BACK TO KWESI'S HOUSE TO GET READY TO GO OUT THAT NIGHT. OUR PLAN WAS TO GO TO DREAM, BUT SATURDAY IS NOT THE NIGHT IT'S POPPING SO V.I.P WAS THE PLACE WE WERE GOING TO CHECK OUT. WE RUSH BACK TO THE HOUSE AND GET READY. I DECIDED TO WEAR THIS CUTE BLACK PLEATED MINI SKIRT, SOME BLCK HEALS WITH BLACK LEG WARMERS ( IT LOOKED TOO CUTE! I PUSHED THEM DOWN TO SCRUNCH THEM UP SO THEY COVER THE HEEL OF MY SHOE) AND THIS WHITE TIGHT FITTING BOB MARLEY SHIRT WITH A WHITE LEATHER DRIVING CAP AND THIS WHITE WIDE BELT I GOT AT THIS PLACE CALLED NEW YORK LOOK. THE BELT SAT ON MY HIPS. I KNOW MY GET-UP SOUNDS A LITTLE CRAZY, BUT I ASURE YOU I WAS LOOKING LIKE A MODEL. IF YOU DON'T KNOW JUST ASK. MY FRIEND WAS DOING HER THING TOO. SHE HAS THAT LITTLE GUCCI POUCH THAT CARRIE HAD FROM SEX IN THE CITY AND SHE JUST COPPED IT SO SHE WAS ECSTATIC (TWO YEARS AFTER CARRIE YES I KNOW, BUT IT'S A CLASSIC SO IT'S OKAY). SHE ROCKED SOME SUEDE GREEN CARGO PANTS, GREEN SNAKESKIN HEELS AND A LITTLE ARMY GREEN TANK TOP. SHE LOOKED FAB-U-LOUS. SO WE HEAD OUT TO THE CLUB AND AS WE PULLOUT OF THE DRIVEWAY KWESI SAYS, "DOES EVERYBODY HAVE THERE MONEY AND I.D.?" I ASKED HIM TO TURN THE CAR LIGHT ON SO I COULD CHECK MY PURSE BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO CHANGE MY PURSE TO MATCH MY OUTFIT- SO SOMETIMES I LEAVE THINGS BEHIND. I CHECK AND I'M GOOD. WE WERE OFF.

WE HAD AN AWFUL TIME TRYING TO FIND PARKING. EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOTHER (NOT LITERALLY THANK GOODNESS) WAS GOING TO BE IN VIP THAT NIGHT. I WAS GETTING A LITTLE HYPED BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO GET MY PARTY ON AND SEE SOME NEW FACES....TEST MY GAME JOO KNOW...WHAT MY NAME IS?? SO WE FINALLY FIND PARKING AND IT SUDDENLY STARTS TO RAIN. I'M NOT PHASED. I PUT MY LITTLE SWITCH ON AND KEPT IT MOVING. WE ARE NOW ON LINE. ONE OF THE FRONT PEOPLE TELLS EVERYONE TO GET THEIR I.D'S OUT. I GET MY I.D.......THEN SISTERGIRLFRIEND STARTS GRUMBLING SOMETHING UNDER HER BREATH.....SO I'M LIKE "WHAT? HUH?" SHE TURNS TO ME AND SAYS, " YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR THIS ISH." I'M LIKE "OH NO.....NO.....WHERE'S YOUR I.D? " SHE SAID "IN MY PURSE" I SAID "WELL GET IT OUT AND SH'MON" SHE SAID "NO..IT'S IN MY PURSE AT HOME" THEN ONE OF HER COUSINS SAY "OH --- WELL I KNOW ONE OF THE GIRLS UP THERE WITH THE CLIP BOARD SO LET'S SEE IF SHE CAN JUST GET YOU IN WITHOUT THE I.D." I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DAMN GOOD PLAN RIGHT THERE SO I DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER GETTING OFF LINE WITH THE REST OF THEM. I STAYED PUT AND JUST MOVED WITH THE LINE BECAUSE I JUST KNEW WE WERE GETTING IN. I LOOK BACK TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON AND THEY WERE TALKING WITH THE GIRL THEN THEIR FACES JUST FELL. I WAS LIKE "OH DAMN". I WAS REALLY RELUCTANT TO GET OFF LINE...BUT I DID. I WALK OVER TO SEE WHAT THE STATUS WAS AND THEY SAID IT WAS A NO GO...SO THEN I STEP UP TO THE WOMAN AND I SAID, "BUT BUT BUT..BUT SHE'S A GROWN WOMAN...SHE'S 25....SHE'S FULL GROWN." LOL. THE WOMAN PUT ON THE SYMPATHETIC "I KNOW FACE" AND BASICALLY TOLD ME SHE NEEDS HER I.D. SO AS WE'RE WALKING BACK TO THE CAR I KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT BECAUSE I AM TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED. THE REST OF THEM ARE TELLING HER IT'S OKAY AND IT'S COOL BECAUSE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER TIME AND NEXT TIME THEY WON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR ANYTHING YADDA YADDA. I JUST GET IN THE CAR LOOKING LIKE I HAD A MISCARRIAGE.

WE GET BACK TO KWESI'S CRIB AT ABOUT 1 AM AND BY THEN I AM ABLE TO LAUGH ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. KWESI SAID, " I DON'T WANT TO BE AN A-HOLE , BUT I DID ASK IF EVERYBODY HAD THEIR ISH.....WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?". LOL...I WAS SO GLAD HE SAID IT. WELL WE WATCHED COFFY WITH PAM GRIER AND CLEOPATRA JONES. THOSE MOVIES ARE HILARIOUS. THE NEXT DAY WE WENT TO HOWARD UNIVERITY'S CAMPUS AND HOWARD SCHOOL OF LAW. DAMN. THERE ARE SOME GOOD LOOKING BROTHERS IN D.C. THE WOMEN DO NOT PLAY EITHER. THEY KEEP THEIR HAIR AND NAILS DID AND STROLL AROUND CAMPUS LIKE IT'S THE CLUB. I LOVE IT! NO SWEATS AND AIRMAX. NUH -UH. I COULD HAVE SWORE I SAW SOME CHICK WITH A COOGI TRENCH COAT. I LIE TO YOU NOT- I SAW A GIRL WITH A CUTE LITTLE WHITE KNIT TOP, IVORY KNIT SKIRT, KNIT PURSE AND SOME DAMN KNITTED BOOTS!! I SAID HOTT DAMN! I'M NOT INTO THE MATCHY MATCHY TYPE OF THING, BUT HOMEGIRL WAS ON POINT. IT IS NOT A GAME.

ANYWAY IT'S A NICE PLACE TO BE. I HAVE MORE TO TELL, BUT I'M TIRED AND HUNGRY. CIAO

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

HA HA....I JUST SAW A CLIP OF RALPH NADER GETTING A PIE SMASHED IN HIS FACE. PURE COMEDY AT IT'S BEST. WATCH THE NEWS IF ONLY TO SEE THAT FOOTAGE. I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE GET HUMILIATED.....*CLEARS THROAT*. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT..I DON'T REALLY LOVE WHEN PEOPLE GET HUMILIATED *PSSSSS....SHE HAS HER FINGERS CROSSED UNDER HER CHAIR*.

I NEED A NEW TOOTHBRUSH BADLY. WE (WE MEANING ME..FOR SOME REASON NOW I LIKE TO SAY WE WHEN I REFER TO MYSELF) ARE PUSHING THE 14 MONTH MARK.....RESERVE THE GRIMACED FACES PEOPLE!! WE DON'T NEED THAT IN OUR LIFE. WE DISCUSSED THE TOOTHBRUSH THING ALREADY DIDN'T WE?

I HAVE MADE A WONDERFUL NEW DISCOVERY THAT I WANT TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD (BECAUSE I TRULY BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW CERTAIN THINGS UNTIL I TELL IT). A PERSON'S FAVORITE COLOR DOES NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE A COLOR THAT THEY ENJOY WEARING. WHAT GREAT NEWS! YEA!!!!!!! I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT IN ORDER TO HAVE A FAVORITE COLOR YOU MUST NOT ONLY ENJOY SEEING THE COLOR AND DECORATING WITH IT, BUT YOU MUST ALSO ENJOY WEARING IT. THE GREAT NEWS IS JUST BECAUSE IT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU WOULD EVER BE CAUGHT DEAD IN IT. FABULOUS NEWS.

SPEAKING OF FABULOUS..THAT RAPPER GUY HAS ME WALKING AROUND THINKING THAT THE WORD IS ACTUALLY SPELLED F-A-B-O-LO-US.

WELL I MISSED THE 'WHITE SHIRT AND JEANS PARTY' THIS PAST WEAKEND (MISPELLING INTENDED) DUE TO RAIN. YEAH YEAH YEAH I KNOW THE THEME THING SEEMS A LITTLE 5TH GRADE, BUT APPARENTLY THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY IS DOING NOW. THE PARTY WAS HELD AT THE HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM ON 34TH STREET. I SAW PICTURES AND I DON'T REALLY REGRET NOT GOING. IT WAS DEFINATELY CROWDED AND FOXY BROWN WAS UP IN THE CUTS, BUT IT SEEMED A LITTLE TOO HOOD FOR ME. IT ALSO SEEMED WAY TOO CROWDED TO DANCE AND IF I'M NOT DANCING I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED WITH FASHION........FROM THE PICTURES THE FASHION WAS A LITTLE SUB PAR. PEOPLE WERE NOT DOING IT LIKE THEY WERE DOING IT FOR T.V. WHEN I DO IT I LIKE TO DO IT LIKE I'M DOING IT FOR T.V. SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF DOING IT IF EVERYONE ELSE ISN'T GOING TO BE DOING IT (I VERY MUCH ENJOYED WRITING THAT JIBBERISH RIGHT THERE)THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE TO GO OUT ANYMORE. PEOPLE ARE TAKING THIS WHOLE 80'S LOOK A BIT TOO FAR. JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LITTLE RIPPED SHIRT AND SOME PLASTIC BANGLES YOU DO NOT MIRACULOUSLY CHANGE INTO JODEY WATLEY CIRCA 1987. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THIS WHOLE 80'S LOOK WHEN DONE RIGHT. SPEAKING OF 80'S....ISN'T THAT GAP COMMERCIAL WITH MADONNA AND MISSY CUTE. I LIKE IT. I DON'T LIKE EITHER ONE OF THEM AS ARTISTS, BUT THE COMMERCIAL IS REALLY CUTE.

I HAD TO TUNE IN TO QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY SINCE THERE WAS ALL THIS HYPE AROUND IT. I HATE TO BE LURED IN BY 'THE MAN' AND ALL HIS MEDIA HYPE, BUT I MUST ADMIT THOSE QUEERS INTRIGUE ME. THEY ARE REALLY ENTERTAINING...AND THEY MAKE BEING GAY FUN. AS FOR THAT SHOW BOY MEETS BOY THAT COMES ON AFTER GQUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY....THUMBS DOWN. FILE THAT UNDER 'NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE'.


*SIDENOTE* IF BLOOMBERG DID ANYTHING WORTHY OF ACCOLADES IT WAS MAKING THE SMOKE FREE LAW. THANK YOU SIR.

I HATE SMOKE. I CAN'T EVEN STAND BLOWING OUT A CANDLE BECAUSE OF THE SMOKE THAT RISES AFTER...BUT THANKS TO QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY I LEARNED A TRUSTY TIP.....PUT A CUP OVER THE CANDLE. I'M LYING THEY DIDN'T TEACH ME THAT. I LEARNED THAT ON MY OWN. HEY I HAD TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY ECCENTRIC SMOKE DISORDER. LIMME LONE.

I AM SO TIRED OF MEN WITH HAWK FEET OPENING THEIR MOUTHS AND SAYING THINGS ABOUT WOMEN WITH MESSED UP FEET WEARING SANDALS. UMMMM IN ALL ACTUALLITY YOUR FEET AND YOUR HANDS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK JACKED UP BECAUSE YOU USE THEM VIGOROUSLY ALL DAY......I MEAN IT WOULD BE ANOTHER STORY IF YOU WERE BORN A PARAPALEGIC. SO ALL YOU MEN THAT ARE HIDING YOUR GNARLED UP, ELEPHANT CALLOUSED FEET- DRINK A NICE PIPING HOT CUP OF SHUT THE FUGG UP!! STANK YOU VERY MUCH. MY FEET ARE COOL, BUT IT REALLY ANNOYS THE CRAP OUT OF ME TO HAVE DUDES STARING DOWN AT MY TOE CLEAVAGE AND INSPECTING IT EVERYTIME I PASS BY LIKE THEY'RE THE TOE POLICE OR SOMETHING. GO THE HELL ON WITH THAT.

THAT WILL BE ALL....

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

MY TOOTHBRUSH IS WAYYYYYYY OLD. I THINK I MAY VERY WELL BE PAST THE EXPIRATION DATE. A TOOTHBRUSH SHOULD BE CHANGED EVERY SIX MONTHS RIGHT? OR IS IT EVERY THREE MONTHS? I THINK IT'S SIX......WELL I AM PAST THE 12 MONTH MARK. AND I REALLY NEED A NEW BRUSH. FINDING THE RIGHT KIND OF TOOTHBRUSH IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. I HATE HARD BRISTLE BRUSHES (SAY THAT 5 TIMES FAST). I DON'T LIKE THEM TOO TOO SOFT EITHER OR I FEEL LIKE THE BRUSH ISN'T DOING IT'S JOB. I WANT ONE THAT IS GOING TO TAKE SOME TEAR BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DO LISTEN TO THE DENTIST AND BRUSH MY TEETH 2-3 TIMES A DAY. FOR ALL YOU FOLKS THAT ARE BUYING THAT TOOTH WHITENING STUFF - HERE'S A QUICK MONEY SAVER: DON'T SMOKE, DON'T DRINK COFFEE AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH AT LEAST TWICE A DAY (ESPECIALLY BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP). YOU WILL SEE THE MIRACULOUS DIFFERENCE WITHIN WEEKS....TRUST ME ON THIS. ALL THAT WHITENING STUFF IS JUST FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT WANT TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR TEETH THE WAY THEY SHOULD AND PLUS IT STRIPS YOUR ENAMEL. I DON'T WANT ANY JACKAZZ CHRONIC SMOKER TOOTH WHITENING ADDICT EMAILING ME TRYING TO CURSE ME OUT BECAUSE OF MY STATEMENT EITHER....SO SAVE IT. MIDDLE FINGER TO YOU.

I HAVE MORE PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND AND HOPEFULLY THESE PLANS WILL STICK. I'M GOING DOWN TO BOWIE, MD. NOT THE SCHOOL JUST THE TOWN. SISTERGIRLFRIEND AND I ARE GOING TO DRIVE DOWN THERE TO VISIT HER COUSIN AND HANG OUT. THERE'S SOME CLUB IN D.C CALLED DREAM WHICH WE PLAN TO ATTEND. WHEN WE WERE ON THE PHONE WITH HER COUSIN HE SAID THAT BEYONCE IS SUPPOSE TO BE THERE THIS WEEKEND. I AM NOT INTO THE WHOLE CELEBRITY STALKING THING. A CELEBRITY BEING AT A PARTY DOESN'T NECESSARILY MAKE IT ANY BETTER, BUT I WANTED TO CHECK THE CLUB OUT ANYWAY BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT IT A WHILE AGO.

WHAT THREW ME FOR A LOOP IS MY MAN SAID IF WE WANT TO GET INTO THE CLUB FREE WE HAVE TO BE THERE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 6 AND 8. WHAAAAAT????!!!!! NAH!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOOD. PICTURE THAT! ME GETTING TO A CLUB ON A FRIDAY EVENING AT 6. PARTIES DON'T GET POPPIN' UNTIL 1 AM. THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH CLUB TIME. THIS IS D.C THOUGH AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY OPPERATE OUT THERE. ANOTHER THING IS THEY DO NOT HAVE THE NO SMOKING LAWS AND I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO TOLERATE SMOKE FOR THOSE EXTENDED HOURS.


ONE THING THAT I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IS CHECKING OUT HOWARD LAW SCHOOL. HER COUSIN GOES THERE AND MAYBE HE CAN RECRUIT ME. I ALWAYS SAID I WOULD NEVER DO CIVIL RIGHTS LAW, BUT AS I GET OLDER MY VIEWS ARE CHANGING MORE AND MORE. HOWARD SPECIALIZES IN CIVIL RIGHTS LAW AND THE INTERNSHIP POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS BECAUSE THE CAPITAL IS RIGHT THERE. THIS MASTERS IN ENGLISH THING HAS TURNED OUT TO BE A TWO SEMESTER EPISODE OF BLOOPERS AND PRACTICAL JOKES AND I'M JUST NOT FEELING IT ANYMORE. I CAN DO THE WORK AND MY GRADES ARE LOVELY, BUT IT'S TOTALLY BORING. YAWN. I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH PASSION FOR IT......DO I HAVE ENOUGH PASSION FOR ANYTHING? THE ANSWER IS NO, BUT IF I WERE TO PICK A WAY TO TOTURE MYSELF WHILE SIMULTANIOUSLY WASTING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS GETTING A MA IN ENGLISH WOULD NOT BE IT. PLUS I HATE PUNCTUATION, GRAMMER AND SPELLING AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL FROM MY BLOG. WERE MY MISPELLINGS, DOUBLE NEGATIVES, RUN-ON SENTENCES AND ERRORED VERB TENSE AGREEMENT ENOUGH TO GIVE ME AWAY???? OH. MY ORIGINAL PLAN WAS LAW SCHOOL ALL ALONG AND I TOOK THE LSAT A YEAR AFTER I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE, BUT................OH NO! YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO TRICK ME.

I AM NOT SUPPOSE TO BE TALKING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE LIKE THAT. I GUESS I KINDA GOT SIDETRACKED. UH UH.......THIS BLOG IS SUPPOSED TO BE ISSUE FREE AND LIGHT AS A FEATHER. I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF HERE. THAT WAS CLOSE. WOW.....I JUST GOT PULLED IN ALL OF THE SUDDEN.

ALRIGHT I'M OUT.

Friday, August 08, 2003

WELL FOLKS I THOUGHT I HAD DONE AN AMPLE JOB OF DELETING THE CONTENTS IN MY AUGUST 6TH ENTRY......THE COMPUTER PROVES ME WRONG. SINCE IT IS THERE FOR YOUR VIEWING DELIGHT YOU MIGHT AS WELL TRAIL DOWN AND READ TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT. I WAS EMOTIONALLY DRUNK AT THE TIME I WROTE IT.....YEAH THAT'S MY EXCUSE. PLUS I KIND OF GOT BORED OF THE ENTRY AND A LITTLE LAZY SO IT DOESN'T MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE. ACTUALLY IT RESEMBLE THE SAME QUALITIY OF PAPERS I USE TO TURN IN MY FRESHMAN YEAR. NONSENSICAL JIBBERISH (I'VE REALLY GOT THE GIGGLES FOLKS).

WHY OH WHY IS SNOOP D-O- DOUBLE G STILL PRESSING HIS HAIR. THERE IS NOTHING ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A GROWN BLACK MAN HOT COMBING HIS HAIR. THEN WEARING IT IN A DOOBIE LIKE HE'S SOME COVER MODEL FOR DARK AND LOVELY.....WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THAT SNOOP?

LATELY (TRANSLATES INTO SINCE FOREVER) I HAVE FOUND MYSELF HAVING MY OWN PERSONAL EPISODES OF 'WHAT NOT TO WEAR'. I DON'T REALLY WATCH THE SHOW THAT MUCH, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER THE BBC VERSION. I ALWAYS OBSERVE WHAT EVERYONE HAS ON AND BEGIN TO CRITIQUE THEM VERY CONSCIOUSLY....IT GIVES ME GREAT JOY ACTUALLY. I DO IT WITHOUT BEING ASKED AS WELL. AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THIS DOES NOT ALWAYS GO OVER TOO WELL. THERE ARE SEVERAL INDIVIDUALS WHO COULD CARELESS WHAT I DO NOT WANT THEM TO WEAR. DEFIANCE IS A BIZATCH.

THERE ARE A COUPLE OF SHOWS ON T.V. THAT I AM NOW COMFORTABLE ADMITTING THAT I LIKE. I LIKE TO WATCH MARTHA STEWART KITCHEN...SHE COOKS UP SOME GOOD STUFF. I ENJOY 'WEDDING STORY'..I TYPED THAT WITH A GRIMACE OF SELF DEPRECATION.....LARRY DAVID'S 'CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM'.....THAT CRAZY LARRY. 'THE DAVE CHAPELLE SHOW' IS EXTREMELY HILARIOUS....I WISH I COULD GET TICKETS (I TRIED BUT THEY ARE NOT TAPING AT THE MOMENT). 'TO LIVE AND DATE IN NEW YORK' IS INTERESTING. 'SHIPMATES' IS ALWAYS ENJOYABLE...ESPECIALLY WHEN SOMEONE IS GETTING CURSED OUT OR HAVING A DRINK POURED OVER THEIR HEAD. 'ELIMIDATE' IS ALSO ENJOYABLE, BUT I MOSTLY LIKE TO WATCH THE BLACK PEOPLE'S DATES WHICH ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. 'LIKE IT IS' ALSO IS A GOOD PROGRAM BUT I RARELY GET TO SEE IT. 'MY WIFE AND KIDS' ALSO MAKES ME LAUGH. 'THE LOOK FOR LESS' EVEN THOUGH ALOT OF THE OUTFITS THEY PULL TOGETHER ARE TRASH. MAKING THE BAND IS ALSO KNEE SLAPPPING FUNNY....BUT LATELY IT'S BEEN A LITTLE DRY - I'M NOT EVEN GONNA FRONT. I SAW THE PREVIEW OF THE NEXT EPISODE WHEN FRED AND NESS GO AT IT...OH JYEAH. I ALSO LIKE MTV'S 'MADE' WHY I DO NOT KNOW. 'PROJECT GREEN LIGHT' IS INTERESTING ALSO. HMMMMMMM. I LIKE ALOT OF SHOWS ON THE FOOD CHANNEL TOO. THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK OF FOR NOW.

HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT ZARA'S STUFF IS 4 x'S AS EXPENSIVE AS H&M BUT THE QUALITY IS ONLY ONE LEVEL HIGHER. I REMEMBER WHEN ZARA'S USED TO BE WAY MORE AFFORDABLE, BUT NOW THEY TRY TO RAPE YOUR POCKETS. THEY BETTER GO 'HEAD WITH THAT. BANNANA REPUBLIC AND GAP LOOK VERY GENERIC NOW-A DAYS.....I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYTHING FROM THEM IN AT LEAST A YEAR OR TWO (IF NOT MORE). IF I NEED A PLAIN WHITE SHIRT OR SOME OTHER COOKIE CUTTER TYPE ITEM I'LL GO TO THE GAP, BUT THAT WOULD BE IT.....AS A MATTER OF FACT I'VE BEEN GOING TO CLUB MANACO FOR ALL MY COOKIE CUTTER ITEMS. JERSEY GARDENS OFF OF THE TURNPIKE HAS ALOT OF STORES AND ALOT OF REDUCED PRICES. MATTER OF FACT I'M GOING TO THE SAKS FIFTH OUTLET AND COP SOME PAPER DENIM AND CLOTH JEANS THIS WEEKEND. ORIGINALLY $135, BUT I'M GETTING THEM FOR $65.....YA HEARD. THEY'RE BETTER THAN SEVEN JEANS IF YOU ASK ME.......BUT YOU REALLY DIDN'T ASK ME.

I LIKE THE BEAT OF THAT NEW JUELZ SANTANA SONG IT'S CALLED 'SANTANA....SOMETHING OR OTHER I FORGET'. IT'S HOT THOUGH. I STOPPED LISTENING TO WORDS OF SONGS LONG AGO BECAUSE THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE. VERBAL POLLUTION STRAIGHT UP. I ALSO FINALLY SAW THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO FOR THAT COLD PLAY SONG ON MTV. SO SHE DIES AND HE JUST WALKS OFF HUH? SPLENDID.

OH- AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS THE CORRECT SPELLING OF YEAH AND YEA?? YEAH (AS IN YES PRONOUNCED YEH- YAH) YEA ( AS IN HIP HOP HURRAY PRONOUNCED YAY). LET IT BE KNOWN AND SPELL ACCORDINGLY. THANKS.*FAKE SMILE*
I CANCELLED ALL THE WONDERFUL PLANS THAT I MADE TODAY BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER. MY PLAN WAS TO GO TO THE PANTENE PRO-V\MTV CONCERT IN CENTRAL PARK, BUT AL ROKER SAID IT WOULD RAIN THIS EVENING. I DO NOT LIKE TO STAND IN MUD. I DO NOT LIKE TO BE SPLASHED. I DO NOT LIKE HOLDING AN UMBRELLA FOR MORE THAN 30 MINUTES. I DO NOT LIKE TO WEAR OLD LOOKING SHOES UNLESS I AM PAINTING A ROOM ( I HAVE NEVER PAINTED A ROOM, BUT I IMAGINE MYSELF WEARING OLD SHOES WHILE DOING IT). TAKING ALL OF THE THOSE THINGS INTO CONSIDERATION I DECIDED NOT TO ATTEND THE CONCERT. I AM ANNOYED, BUT I RATHER BE ANNOYED THAN COMPLETELY MISERABLE. MYA, TWEET VANESSA CARLTON AND SOME OTHER LADY WERE SCHEDULED TO PERFORM. IT'S SUPPOSE TO SHOW ON MTV THIS FOLLOWING MONDAY. I RESENT THE FACT THAT I WILL BE WATCHING IT ON T.V. INSTEAD OF SEEING IT IN PERSON. THIS IS NOT GOOD. I WOULD HAVE BEEN STANDING CLOSE TO THE STAGE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, "MY BODY'S LIKE WHOA!! MY ASS IS LIKE WHOA!! MY LOVE IS LIKE WHOA!!" THEN EVERYONE IN CENTRAL PARK WOULD HAVE TURNED TO LOOK AT ME AND CHECKED OUT MY SICK DANCE SKILLS AND MYA WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE ,"DAMN..WHO'S THAT CHICK STEELING ALL MY SHINE?!". THEN I WOULD HAVE JUMPED ON STAGE AND DONE THE TAP DANCING NUMBER FROM THE VIDEO LIKE I WAS BO JANGLES THE III. -------END DREAM.

I REALLY WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO GET THOSE TICKETS TOO. I DRAGGED MY GUY FRIEND TO GET SOME WITH ME FROM THE MTV STORE DOWN IN TIMES SQUARE. AS SOON AS I DISCOVERED THE TICKETS WERE FREE I HIGH TAILED IT TO THE STORE THE NEXT DAY. SINCE THEY LIMITED THE TICKETS TO FOUR PER PERSON I MADE MY FRIEND GET SOME TOO. THE MTV CLERK TRIED TO HERB HIM AND ONLY GAVE HIM THREE. HE STOOD THERE WITH HIS HAND OUT AND SAID, "UH - WHERE IS MY FOURTH TICKET?? ISN'T IT FOUR PER PERSON???". SHE GAVE IT UP BEGRUDGINGLY. DON'T YOU HATE WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO GET TIGHT WITH THINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN THEIRS TO BEGIN WITH? *WHITE GIRL SIGH* WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? SO I NOW HAVE WASTED 8 FREE TICKETS BECAUSE STANDING IN THE RAIN DOES NOT FALL UNDER THE 'BLACK GIRL CHIC' CATEGORY. SUPERB.

I CAN NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME UNDERSTAND HOW THE MTV STORE IS STILL IN BUSINESS. THEY CAN NOT BE MAKING ANY MONEY BECAUSE ALL THEY SELL IS GARBAGE AND YOU CAN NOT SELL GARBAGE AND BE ABLE TO PAY FOR PRIME REAL ESTATE LIKE THAT. HMMMMMMMM. I GUESS TOURISTS BUY FROM THEM...............YEAH THAT MUST BE IT. IT SEEMS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FAKE KIND OF BUSINESSES THAT SELL A BUNCH OF LITTLE CRAP, BUT REALLY MAKE THEIR MONEY OFF OF RUNNING NUMBERS IN THE BACK....YOU WOULD HAVE TO LIVE IN NYC TO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT....OR MAYBE NOT...MAYBE I'M THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE TO SEE THAT THEY ARE DOING THAT KIND OF THING EVERYWHERE...JYEAH RIGHT.

WELL, AT LEAST I GOT THE WATERMELON. WATERMELON IS SO EASY TO CUT...THE KNIFE JUST SLIDES RIGHT THROUGH......BOY THAT WAS INTERESTING.

Tuesday, August 05, 2003

NOW I KNOW WHERE THE TERM 'HAVE YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT' COMES FROM. I WAS WATCHING.........EH, I FORGET WHAT THE MOVIE WAS. ANYWAY I WAS WATCHING A MOVIE THE OTHER NIGHT AND IT GOT SO GOOD I LITERALLY MOVED TO THE EDGE OF MY SEAT AND PUT MY LITTLE PAWS UNDER MY CHIN AND EVERYTHING. THERE WAS A LONG MIRROR IN FRONT OF ME SO WHEN I TURNED I SAW MY BODY LANGUAGE. I WAS SHOCKED. I LOOKED THIRSTY. VERY THIRSTY. TALK ABOUT STUPEFACATION. I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT I WAS LITERALLY ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT WAITING FOR THE CLIMAX...GET YOUR MIND RIGHT.

LATIN PEOPLE ARE SEXY. JUST NATURALLY. SOMETHING ABOUT THEM THAT JUST LEAKS SENSUALITY. I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS THE SPICY CULTURE OR WHAT BUT THEY JUST HAVE THIS NATURAL SEX APPEAL..........FOR INSTANCE I LOVE LATIN MUSIC AND DANCE. THERE'S JUST SOMEHTING ULTRA SEXY ABOUT IT, BUT FOR SOME REASON WHEN I GO TO DO IT.............EH NO. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE MY LATIN COUNTERPARTS (AND NEITHER DO YOU IF YOU'RE NOT LATIN). I WENT TO A LITTLE SHIN DIG MY FRIEND WAS HAVING AND WHEN THE BLACK PEOPLE TRIED TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC WE ALL JUST LOOKED LAME DOING IT (I DON'T KNOW MAYBE OTHERS WERE SUFFERING FROM BEYONCEITIS AND THOUGHT THEY WERE DOING BIG THINGS, BUT AGAIN....NO). NOW ON THE FLIP SIDE WHEN SOME OF THE SPANISH PEOPLE STARTED SHAKING- IT WAS A WRAP . THEY JUST LOOKED SEXY AS ALL GET OUT. I WAS A LITTLE JELLY, BUT HEY.

MOTHER DEAREST WENT TO A CHURCH PICNIC AND SHE MENTIONED TO ME THAT THE HOSPITALITY DEPARTMENT WOULD BE PURCHASING 100 WATERMELONS TO PASS OUT *HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY*. I ASKED HER TO SWIPE AT LEAST TWO FOR OLD GIRL. I HEART WATERMELONS ( BUT I DON'T LIKE FRIED CHICKEN- AT LEAST NOT HOMEMADE FRIED CHICKEN- SO HA!). ANYWAY SHE CAME BACK EMPTY HANDED WITHOUT THE WATERMELON. NOW IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO OUTRAGE ANY BLACK PERSON - LOOK NO FURTHER. JUST COME HOME WITHOUT SAID WATERMELON AND YOU'LL GET SCRATCHED UP. DON'T EVER- AND I MEAN EVER- PROMISE A WATERMELON AND NOT COME THROUGH WITH THE DEAL. I WAS HIGHLY UPSET BECAUSE I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO EATING TWO WATERMELONS SAM-BO STYLE ALL BY MYSELF. I HAVE NOT EVEN HAD ONE SLICE OF WATERMELON THIS WHOLE SUMMER. MY MEMEBERSHIP JUST MAY BE REVOKED. I PLAN ON GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET AND PURCHASING A GIGANTIC SIZED WATERMELON..BUT NOT THE SEEDLESS KIND 'CAUSE THEY JUST DON'T TASTE THE SAME.

Sunday, August 03, 2003

ONE OF THE WORST THINGS A MAN CAN DO WHEN KISSING IS CHIN HOLDING. I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT. WHY ARE YOU HOLDING MY DAMN CHIN???? LET GO! LET MY CHIN GO BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE GROIN. IT IS INFURIATING. I CAN UNDERSTAND HOLDING MY NECK OR EVEN EMBRACING MY WHOLE HEAD, BUT WHY ARE YOU GRIPPING MY CHIN LIKE IT'S A STEERING WHEEL? I NEED TO BE ABLE TO MANUEVER MY OWN DAMN CHIN AND I CAN NOT DO THAT WHILE SOMEONE HAS IT GRIPPED WITH THE FIST POWER OF A NEW BORN BABY. I AM NOT A STAMP! THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO HOLD ME BETWEEN YOUR INDEX FINGER AND THUMB. JUST LET ME GO. EVERYTIME (ALL TOGETHER THAT MAKES TWO) IT'S DONE I SNATCH MY FACE AWAY AND THEN STARE IN UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE. IT'S A VIOLATION OF CHIN AND NO WOMAN- I MEAN NO WOMAN- SHOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHAT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH (TWICE). IF YOU ARE INTO CHIN HOLDING.......WELL THAT'S JUST DOWN RIGHT SICK!

I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THIS AND I WILL STAND FIRM ON MY GROUND. CURSING....CUSSING.....POTTY MOUTHING....WHATEVER YOU CALL IT- IT'S A VERY PERSONAL THING. THERE ARE CERTAIN INTIAL RULES TO CURSING THAT SHOULD BE ADHERED TO BEFORE JUMPING HEAD FIRST. 1) DO NOT PLAYFULLY CURSE AT SOMEONE WITHIN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF KNOWING THEM (IF YOU CAN GO LONGER THAN FIVE MINUTES GOOD FOR YOU). 2) DON'T START WITH THE HEAVY HITTERS..START OFF SLOW WITH A COUPLE OF DAMNS AND HELLS. 3) DO NOT CURSE AROUND OLDER PEOPLE AS WE ALL KNOW THEY CAN SAY ANY 'MOTHER EFFIN BULL ISH' THEY WANT..BUT IF YOU SAY HALF THE THINGS THEY DO SOMEONE WILL GET POPPED IN THE MOUTH AND IT WON'T BE THEM 4) DO NOT CURSE AROUND YOUR COWORKERS FOR THE FIRST WEEK OF EMPLOYMENT. IT'S BAD MANNERS. CURSING HAS BECOME MUCH LIKE THE WHITE MEAT...ALOT OF PEOPLE DO NOT PARTAKE. THE NUMBER OF VERBALTARIANS IS GROWING AND GROWING EVERYDAY. PEOPLE HAVE STOPPED CURSING FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL HEALTH AND THEY HAVE WORKED VERY HARD AT IT. NON-CURSER ARE KIND OF LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE ON A NEW DIET, QUIT SMOKING OR STOPPED DRINKING. DO NOT UNDERMINE THEIR HARD WORK BY CURSING AT THEM OR TAUNTING THEM WITH YOUR SAILORS MOUTH. FOR YOU TO DO IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM WITHOUT KNOWING WHERE THEY STAND OR WHAT THEY'RE INTO IS DISCOURTEOUS. I PERSONALLY LIKE TO WAIT FOR THE OTHER PERSON TO CURSE FIRST. AT THE SAME TIME I AM OFFENDED IF THEY CURSE AT ME UPON FIRST ENCOUNTER. IT'S A TURN OFF. I'M NOT A BIG CURSER, BUT I ADMIT I HAVE HAD THE PROBLEM OF BECOMING A CHAMELEON CURSER. ON PREVIOUS OCCASSIONS IF I WAS IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE PEOPLE ARE CURSING UP A STORM I HAVE BEEN PULLED INTO THE TORNADO. I 'VE BEEN CURSE FREE FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW (WITH SOME RELAPSE). FOR THE MOST PART I TRY TO ABSTAIN. I MUCH PREFER TO USE PSEUDO CURSING I.E. ISH, PUFF, DOGG NUTTS AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST PENIS FACE. WHAT'S THE POINT IF IT IS AN INNUENDO TO CURSING? ..........I'M WEANING OFF SLOWLY, BUT SURELY- IS THE ANSWER. K THANKS NUMB NUTTS.........

WHEN A BLACK ACTOR OR ENTERTAINER HAS JUST GOTTEN MARRIED I REALLY GET INTERESTED IN SEEING PICTURES OF THE NEW WIFE....NOT BECAUSE I'M INTERESTED IN THE WOMAN, BUT BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE IF SHE IS BLACK OR WHITE. IS THAT SAD OR WHAT???? WHO SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSLEVES ME OR THEM? PROBABLY ME.......*HOLDING MY BREATH*. EXHALING GIRL..................

WHAT DESPERATE MAN CREATED SLAM BALL?? DON'T WORRY YOU'LL START TO SEE THE COMMERCIALS TOO AND THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT THE HECK I'M TALKING ABOUT.

TOOTLES-

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